Something I hate
To the women who are constantly running all over this city that have absolutely no fat on them:
Can you stop?
I get it
I get it
You run to stay in shape, so you can be gorgeous and make all of us "non-runners" feel like shit.
You are succeeding.
Every time I see you I want to tell you to take a break.
YOU CAN SKIP A DAY
Also, this huge wave of guilt and shame over the king sized Snickers I ate last night comes back and I blame it on you.
I know that I'll never be a 6. I'm not even usually an 8. This girl has hips... and other things
So stop running around with your double zero self barely covered.
Please, for me and the rest of the ladies who are like me.
I want to really be happy with myself and you're making it damn hard.
I went running this morning and I hated it.
So, also don't run around me acting like it's your favorite activity in the world.
Me: "What are you doing?"
Annoying Runner: "I'm on my tenth mile and can't stop giggling with laughter"
This is something that I hate.